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@ shepard

[cernere]

would you give up sex for lent?

[servator]

What about me says I observe Lent in the first place?
Or is this just a thought experiment?

[cernere]

okay IF you observed lent

[servator]

Well, hold on.
IF I was giving something up, I'd probably go with something else first.
You know, something smaller. Is that allowed?

[cernere]

lent is giving up something you don't want to give up. small things are usually easy to go without.

[servator]

Right, right. Sorry. Not trying to take away the fun of the game.
Could I? Yeah. Would I?
Probably wouldn't be my go-to.
Think it'd be tougher to go without a few round with the squad.

[cernere]

you might need sex if you're not drinking with them.

[servator]

Gotta blow off steam somehow.
Sparring usually gets the job done, but maybe you're right.

@ cecily

[illuminat]

There were ten different ways that fight could have ended and yours wasn't one of the ones I'd thought about.

[closerift]

That's one of my wonderful quirks, isn't it?
I'm often doing things nobody expected (or wanted).

[illuminat]

Nobody wanted you throwing yourself into the danger, that's true.

[closerift]

Andraste's ass, everything is dangerous right now. The world is outright ending, more or less.
If a low-level demon ends up being the thing that offs me, I may be better off for it.

[illuminat]

Disagree. Who would I share my cheese and wine with if that happened?

[closerift]

Can I nominate Leliana? Or, if she's busy, then Dorian?

[illuminat]

Do you really think I'm going to share my secrets with the Spymaster? A terrifying woman who probably already knows them anyway?

[closerift]

Exactly. The chances you might tell her something she doesn't already know are slim to none.
I've outright made things up to try and catch her, but she knows.

[illuminat]

Did you skip over the terrifying part?

[closerift]

Fear is all in perspective, isn't it?
You can get to know her and realize she's...still terrifying, but also quite fun to spend time with.

[illuminat]

That probably works better for you.

[closerift]

I may have the leg up of being very special and shiny, that's true.
But, I don't think it's limited to me by any means.

@ totk Zelda

[owlmask]

Everything smells like monster cake. What happened here?

[wisdomspring]

Well, I...
To put it bluntly: a monster cake IS what happened.

[owlmask]

But... why in the laboratory? Did you use new ingredients?




Is there any left that I can taste?

[wisdomspring]

Well, brewing elixirs is alchemical.
Even with more traditional baking ingredients involved, I thought the lab might be better than the kitchens...

There is, but it may make you sick.
I would worry about anyone tasting it...

[owlmask]

Did you taste it?

There might be a way to neutralize the toxic ingredients.

[wisdomspring]

Not yet. It seemed...unwise.
I should find a way to destroy it, really. For everyone's safety.