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[closerift]

Andraste's ass, everything is dangerous right now. The world is outright ending, more or less.
If a low-level demon ends up being the thing that offs me, I may be better off for it.

[illuminat]

Disagree. Who would I share my cheese and wine with if that happened?

[closerift]

Can I nominate Leliana? Or, if she's busy, then Dorian?

[illuminat]

Do you really think I'm going to share my secrets with the Spymaster? A terrifying woman who probably already knows them anyway?

[closerift]

Exactly. The chances you might tell her something she doesn't already know are slim to none.
I've outright made things up to try and catch her, but she knows.

[illuminat]

Did you skip over the terrifying part?

[closerift]

Fear is all in perspective, isn't it?
You can get to know her and realize she's...still terrifying, but also quite fun to spend time with.

[illuminat]

That probably works better for you.

[closerift]

I may have the leg up of being very special and shiny, that's true.
But, I don't think it's limited to me by any means.